June 2013
72 posts
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
what about sunday
sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus
do she got
shiduuuuuuu
I was almost getting tired of this joke.
“Your mom’s pussy was the canvas, and your dad’s dick was the paintbrush. You’re the art.”
—James Franco
her eyes were the colour of
People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.
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This is Ke$ha’s song ‘Blow’ without the auto tune crap.
Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26
Mariah Carey is 44 and her boyfriend is 32
If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it, maybe he wasn’t born yet.
what if your name could be an action instead of a word, like you’d introduce yourself like “Hi, my name is *starts doing the worm* Smith, nice to meet you”
Yeah but imagine how ridiculous it’d be trying to call out to someone - *violently doing the worm* Smith! SMITH!
What about whispering someone’s name? *gently and slowly doing the worm* …..smiiiitthh…..smiiiiithhh…
the amount of acid this site is tripping on, though
*doctor delivers baby* yes that’ll be $8 for shipping and handling
